Davtad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent crab.

Davtad created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Davtad, it will remove you from existence.

Davtad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Davtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

3. Do not name children after nematodes.

4. Davtad loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shave your feet.