Hoghatgab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust monkey.

Hoghatgab created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoghatgab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hoghatgab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hoghatgab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hoghatgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Never stain your hands with green.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.