Hoghatgab is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, unjust
monkey.
Hoghatgab created dark matter three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hoghatgab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Hoghatgab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Hoghatgab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Hoghatgab's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick mites.
2. Never stain your hands with green.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not wear purple clothing.
5. Always wash your feet before prayer.