Lopdinaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome crane.

Lopdinaf created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopdinaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lopdinaf, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lopdinaf's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lopdinaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

2. Lopdinaf loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never touch ash while tainted.