Labvenril is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous donkey.

Labvenril created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labvenril, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Labvenril, he will curse you with boils.

Labvenril's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Labvenril's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labvenril.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat oranges on days of mourning.

5. Always act with humility when addressing priests.