Yogdimtig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient finch.

Yogdimtig created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdimtig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogdimtig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yogdimtig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yogdimtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Never touch oil while blessed.

4. Never skip near horses.

5. Always act with humility.