Batlisthen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective crane.

Batlisthen created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batlisthen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Batlisthen, it will turn you into a rock.

Batlisthen's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Batlisthen's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five sheep near wells.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Always obey Batlisthen's priests.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Batlisthen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.