Tarbimmat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful goose.

Tarbimmat created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarbimmat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tarbimmat, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tarbimmat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tarbimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Tarbimmat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. You must love Tarbimmat.

5. Never handle platinum while unclean.