Cepcetsad Pinwignan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic hare.

Cepcetsad Pinwignan created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepcetsad Pinwignan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cepcetsad Pinwignan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cepcetsad Pinwignan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cepcetsad Pinwignan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the east.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Cepcetsad Pinwignan's name in vain.

4. Do not place oranges upon stone.

5. Never eat bark.