Madarfpib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty horse.

Madarfpib created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madarfpib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Madarfpib, she will turn you into a mole.

Madarfpib's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Madarfpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mark doors with green.