Sigmantail is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omniscient dingo.

Sigmantail created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigmantail, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigmantail, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sigmantail's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sigmantail's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sigmantail.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Never wear magenta dresses.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.