Natcummat Wigpibtandadjabganfitpang Zogdapminnart is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered bee.

Natcummat Wigpibtandadjabganfitpang Zogdapminnart created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Natcummat Wigpibtandadjabganfitpang Zogdapminnart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natcummat Wigpibtandadjabganfitpang Zogdapminnart, he will turn you into a hamster.

Natcummat Wigpibtandadjabganfitpang Zogdapminnart's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Natcummat Wigpibtandadjabganfitpang Zogdapminnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Natcummat Wigpibtandadjabganfitpang Zogdapminnart on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

5. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing fawn coats.