Queegrenvog Quartfungar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent manatee.

Queegrenvog Quartfungar created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegrenvog Quartfungar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegrenvog Quartfungar, he will turn you into a duck.

Queegrenvog Quartfungar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Queegrenvog Quartfungar's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.