Bighogvagsidwitxin Gudgildot Jipveentiptadfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty cobra.

Bighogvagsidwitxin Gudgildot Jipveentiptadfoss created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Bighogvagsidwitxin Gudgildot Jipveentiptadfoss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bighogvagsidwitxin Gudgildot Jipveentiptadfoss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bighogvagsidwitxin Gudgildot Jipveentiptadfoss' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bighogvagsidwitxin Gudgildot Jipveentiptadfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Bighogvagsidwitxin Gudgildot Jipveentiptadfoss on top of important buildings.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never record signs.

5. Never handle iron while unclean.