Stiphonmit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced hamster.

Stiphonmit created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Stiphonmit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stiphonmit, it will turn you into a mole.

Stiphonmit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stiphonmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Never mix peanuts with water.

5. Never eat nuts.