Flapcetxin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unfair dog.

Flapcetxin created life two years ago.

If you believe in Flapcetxin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flapcetxin, he will think nothing of it.

Flapcetxin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flapcetxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if nine goats approach from the west.

3. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.