Gudwadbusgombafriltam Vegweesom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, deceitful weasel.

Gudwadbusgombafriltam Vegweesom created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Gudwadbusgombafriltam Vegweesom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gudwadbusgombafriltam Vegweesom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gudwadbusgombafriltam Vegweesom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gudwadbusgombafriltam Vegweesom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.