Mabmabved Henhivcumved is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident dryad.

Mabmabved Henhivcumved created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabmabved Henhivcumved, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabmabved Henhivcumved, she will turn you into a slug.

Mabmabved Henhivcumved's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mabmabved Henhivcumved's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Mabmabved Henhivcumved in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not prepare lentils while filled with joy.