Hin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, amazing wolf.

Hin created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hin, he will make you grow a tail.

Hin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

3. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.