Busbomfar Femloop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring lobster.

Busbomfar Femloop created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busbomfar Femloop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Busbomfar Femloop, she will turn you into a hamster.

Busbomfar Femloop's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Busbomfar Femloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.