Quaghigfed is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered tortoise.

Quaghigfed created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quaghigfed, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quaghigfed, it will be very sad.

Quaghigfed's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Quaghigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never eat carrots on days of mourning.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Quaghigfed in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never eat oranges.