Zakgutnadhad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciless jellyfish.

Zakgutnadhad created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Zakgutnadhad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakgutnadhad, she will curse you with boils.

Zakgutnadhad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zakgutnadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

5. Never think about special relativity.