Gudtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful weasel.

Gudtetti created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudtetti, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudtetti, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gudtetti's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gudtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five cats approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.