Dontamgig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow whale.

Dontamgig created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dontamgig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dontamgig, it will turn you into a rat.

Dontamgig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dontamgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not take Dontamgig's name in vain.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.