Migrak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonourable monkey.

Migrak created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Migrak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migrak, she will think nothing of it.

Migrak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Migrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Always obey Migrak's priests.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.