Cetomtomt Flatsinrowyarlsid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy manatee.

Cetomtomt Flatsinrowyarlsid created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetomtomt Flatsinrowyarlsid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cetomtomt Flatsinrowyarlsid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cetomtomt Flatsinrowyarlsid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cetomtomt Flatsinrowyarlsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Never talk about optics near manatees while wearing black shirts.