Gudzengetkip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud hippopotamus.

Gudzengetkip created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gudzengetkip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudzengetkip, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gudzengetkip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gudzengetkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear black shirts.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Gudzengetkip in the centre of the settlement.