Tabflowdossterkomarprill is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective shark.

Tabflowdossterkomarprill created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabflowdossterkomarprill, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabflowdossterkomarprill, he will come to you in dreams.

Tabflowdossterkomarprill's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tabflowdossterkomarprill's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tabflowdossterkomarprill.

2. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

3. Tabflowdossterkomarprill loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.