Madhattarg Jigbodbud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet wolf.

Madhattarg Jigbodbud created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Madhattarg Jigbodbud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madhattarg Jigbodbud, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Madhattarg Jigbodbud's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Madhattarg Jigbodbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Madhattarg Jigbodbud in the centre of the settlement.