Fabbansugxen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome gnu.

Fabbansugxen created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabbansugxen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fabbansugxen, he will turn you into a frog.

Fabbansugxen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fabbansugxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.