Tafnurtlat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty centipede.

Tafnurtlat created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafnurtlat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tafnurtlat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tafnurtlat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tafnurtlat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not record signs concerning comets.

4. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

5. Retreat if three sheep approach from the east.