Tunbedgid Loopnullfitfomgudrothugtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart manatee.

Tunbedgid Loopnullfitfomgudrothugtarg created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbedgid Loopnullfitfomgudrothugtarg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunbedgid Loopnullfitfomgudrothugtarg, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tunbedgid Loopnullfitfomgudrothugtarg's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tunbedgid Loopnullfitfomgudrothugtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Run away if five mites approach from the west.