Cadsasarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain cat.

Cadsasarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadsasarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cadsasarn, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cadsasarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cadsasarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing pink ear rings and balancing three copper spheres on your back.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cadsasarn in the centre of the settlement.