Fetsaflim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring capybara.

Fetsaflim created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetsaflim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fetsaflim, he will curse you with boils.

Fetsaflim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fetsaflim's Holy Commandments

1. Fetsaflim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.