Zendubbad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured clam.

Zendubbad created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zendubbad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zendubbad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Zendubbad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zendubbad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing indigo coats and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never talk about stars.