Jintagarf is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tranquil clam.

Jintagarf created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jintagarf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jintagarf, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jintagarf's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jintagarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.