Femsaftarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient mouse.

Femsaftarg created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Femsaftarg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Femsaftarg, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Femsaftarg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Femsaftarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.