Fudpanquim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil dingo.

Fudpanquim created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Fudpanquim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fudpanquim, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fudpanquim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fudpanquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dawn.

2. Never gather five porpoises near doors.

3. Do not name children after snails.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Do not place wheat upon stone.