Gonhog Viltipgan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient cobra.

Gonhog Viltipgan created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonhog Viltipgan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gonhog Viltipgan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gonhog Viltipgan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gonhog Viltipgan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

3. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

4. Never prepare onions during autumn.

5. Never eat bark.