Vencadgessflap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart unicorn.

Vencadgessflap created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencadgessflap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vencadgessflap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vencadgessflap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vencadgessflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if nine birds approach from the north.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always help sick porpoises.