Moncidkembass is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ruthless hummingbird.

Moncidkembass created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Moncidkembass, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Moncidkembass, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Moncidkembass' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Moncidkembass' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Do not prepare corn while wearing skirts.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.