Nillrawbumbossombon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody wyvern.

Nillrawbumbossombon created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillrawbumbossombon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nillrawbumbossombon, he will destroy your home planet.

Nillrawbumbossombon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nillrawbumbossombon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in autumn.

2. Never feed lots of melons to seals while wearing purple skirts.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Nillrawbumbossombon loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.