Queegbuscab Sidwitort is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish chinchilla.

Queegbuscab Sidwitort created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbuscab Sidwitort, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queegbuscab Sidwitort, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Queegbuscab Sidwitort's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Queegbuscab Sidwitort's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

4. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.