Fatflaparffonnulflag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome butterfly.

Fatflaparffonnulflag created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Fatflaparffonnulflag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatflaparffonnulflag, he will destroy your home planet.

Fatflaparffonnulflag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fatflaparffonnulflag's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to sheep while wearing gray corsets.

4. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the south.

5. Do not make images of living things.