Nabcungud is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful wasp.

Nabcungud created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcungud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nabcungud, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nabcungud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nabcungud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to geese while wearing rings.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Always store peanuts above ground.

4. Never gather six foxes in one place.

5. Respect your elders.