Natdagsagtarp is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet mink.

Natdagsagtarp created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natdagsagtarp, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Natdagsagtarp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Natdagsagtarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Natdagsagtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with fear.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.