Nullbelltip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest narwhal.

Nullbelltip created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullbelltip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nullbelltip, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nullbelltip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nullbelltip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wash your back before prayer.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nullbelltip on top of all buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.