Cissrak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective capybara.

Cissrak created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Cissrak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cissrak, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cissrak's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cissrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not keep three tapirs in a large pit.

5. Do not prepare apples while wearing jumpers.