Baflitfad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy swan.

Baflitfad created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Baflitfad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Baflitfad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Baflitfad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Baflitfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Baflitfad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed apples to turtles while wearing violet boots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Baflitfad.