Jinrigarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless newt.

Jinrigarn created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinrigarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinrigarn, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jinrigarn's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jinrigarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinrigarn.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Never cross forests at midnight.

5. Shun those given to vanity.