Panbessat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Panbessat created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Panbessat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Panbessat, he will turn you into a slug.

Panbessat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Panbessat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Do not prepare wheat while filled with envy.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never wear shoes.